Review: Anaconda 3: The Offspring (2008)
Think you have seen the worst sequel in history? think again! Ok so depsite having Jennifer Lopez in the first movie, it wasn't all that bad. It's first sequel, 'Anacondas - Hunt for the Blood Orchid' was really pretty crappy....
but NOTHING comes close to this awesomely bad made for TV second sequel despite having John Rhys Davis (Lord of the Rings, Inidana Jones Raiders of the lost Ark / Last Crusade) and the Hoff himself it couldn't save it from sucking so bad it is actually worth watching to poke so much fun at it!
Basically in a concept, Anaconda 3 Offspring, is about a young scientist who is employed by greedy health tycoons to genetically modify the anaconda to help find a cure for something that they never do actually tell you what they are looking for... but they are very close to discovering it. Of course, ala 'Deep Blue Sea' everything goes horribly wrong and the big snake and it mate break free while randomly ripping off the heads of people who happen to get in the way.
The point is from the very start you know exactly who is and who isn't going to get it. The acting is so lame that David Hasslehoff looks professional! The script and dialogue look as if it had been written by the same group who did Sunset Beach or the Bold and the Beautiful. The effects are to say the least awful... you have to watch it to believe it a snake that looks about as real as the snake in disneys Robin Hood and the gore is ultimately probably the worst I have ever seen.
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